| Me pigging out on junk food: | You know, just working on that flat stomach that I have always wanted. |
| During: | Wait. What am I doing?! Why am I doing this? I shouldn't be eating all this junk. Oh well, too late, what's done is done. I've already started eating it. I may as well finish it. *keeps eating* |
| Afterwards: | Omg what have I done?! Fml. |